WAHH!! Today I saw a guy at McDonald's with the craziest moustache ever and it was scary!! He had a thin moustache above his mouth and this tiny goattee going on on the bottom. Normally, I guess this can look good on some guys but on this guy it was hideous especially because it looked like he put some sort of gel in it and had the top spiked up like devil horns and the goattee spiked down. And his hair was all curly and stringy from all the gel left over from his moustache job. And what was worse was that he kept trying to talk to everyone especially little kids. I don't think he actually was but he looked very much like your typical child molester. Looked like a total freak. I was so scared...

Just take a look: